The Poets Are Coming April 1, 2015Featuring regional poetry, published literary authors, and slam-style performance from around the Northwest, Festival Poetics runs Thursday, April...1 min read
The Slinky Panther April 1, 2015The question has floated around for many years: why doesn’t Corvallis, a college town with thousands of frat...1 min read
Skynet Is Here to Enslave Us April 1, 2015One can’t help but feel a modicum of disappointment at the recent proclamation by OSU computer science professor...1 min read
Adult Shop to Open Corvallis Superstore April 1, 2015If you’re like me and have literally nothing better to do, you’ve been making daily drives through the...1 min read
As the State Turns April 1, 2015Ex-Governor Kitzhaber Turned Sex Machine Disgraced John Kitzhaber… or totally sweet, pelvic-thrusting John Kitzhaber. Hint: it’s the latter....3 mins read
OSU Announces Plan to Leave Corvallis April 1, 2015OSU Announces Plan to Leave Corvallis Oregon State University President Ed Ray announced Monday that the Corvallis campus...3 mins read
The Biggest Beaver Fan Around Tells All April 1, 201520 Questions with Benny I sat down with Oregon State University’s longtime mascot and biggest sports booster. The location...4 mins read
The Expendables 4 Review April 1, 2015It finally happened. I was pretty sure it never would, but now at last we have an Expendables...2 mins read
Hard Truths: Lies Are For Fools April 1, 2015Rehabbing Cocaine This may sound weird, but does anyone know where I can score some blow? I don’t...3 mins read
8 Days A Week March 26, 2015Thursday, 26 ELProject, Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Free Mango Django provides some of...9 mins read
The Empire Strikes Back March 26, 2015The American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers, or ASCAP (or ASSHAT) is a lovely organization that collects...1 min read
Strap That Gun On March 26, 2015A year ago, Corvallis City Council was faced with a dilemma. Community members had expressed concerns to the...4 mins read
All Work and No Sunlight March 26, 2015New research from OSU, including contributions from several departments and the Linus Pauling Institute, confirms that low vitamin...1 min read
Fun with Guns, Crimes, and Childhood Memories March 26, 2015The tool bag that robbed the Corvallis Adult Shop, Donald Martel Logan, was caught and charged with some...1 min read
Nano Art Festival Spotlights the Invisible March 26, 2015The idea of art, whether creating or interpreting it, is a subject available to people from all walks...3 mins read
As the State Turns: The Cheesy Edition March 26, 2015April Fools!… Oh Wait, It’s Still March Thanks to a “glitch” caused by “routine computer maintenance,” a whole...4 mins read
Sandboarding the Oregon Dunes March 26, 2015One summer, long ago, my family and I visited Honeyman State Park in Florence, Oregon. I fondly remember...4 mins read
Progress Check… University Housing and Dining March 26, 2015Oregon State University Housing and Dining Services (UHDS) has gotten a lot of heat from The Advocate in...3 mins read
