As the State Turns: The Cheesy Edition March 26, 2015April Fools!… Oh Wait, It’s Still March Thanks to a “glitch” caused by “routine computer maintenance,” a whole...4 mins read
As the State Turns: Stickin’ It to the Man Edition March 19, 2015Stickin’ It to the Man, Literally Uh oh. Confirmed by the U.S. Department of Justice, Oregon’s sweetest, most...3 mins read
As the State Turns March 12, 2015Another Tuition Increase, Hoorah! That’s what absolutely no University of Oregon students are saying. Well, some might be...3 mins read
Disaster Movie Cost Fun, Too Lit Up Maybe, and Other Miscellany March 5, 2015Poltergeist V or Jaws VII or Cover Oregon Just when you thought it was safe to read “As...3 mins read
Portland Butts, Crazy Trains, Evangelical Nonsense February 26, 2015Portland Drop-Kicks Butts Out of Parks Cigarette butts, that is. See what I did there? You better smoke...3 mins read
New Gov’s Loves, Just Add Baby, Orca Fatigue & Derp Confirmed February 19, 2015New Gov’s Loves, Just Add Baby, Orca Fatigue and Derp Confirmed Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns February 12, 2015Family Unvalues, Army Goes Katrina on Oregon Birds…. Oh, and We’re All Gonna Die Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns February 5, 2015By Johnny Beaver OSU to Get More Sciency-er Last week Oregon State University ended their billion dollar dollar-vacuuming...3 mins read
As the State Turns & the Linn-Benton Backwash January 29, 2015Background Checks Cometh, Pesticide Rule Push, Busch Swallows Elysian Brewing Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns & The Linn-Benton Backwash January 22, 2015Asshats vs. Coyotes, Oregon Trail Returns, Huge Nike Expansion, 2014: Hot as Hell Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns and Introducing… The City Churn January 15, 20151,600 Words Against Mayhem, Alternative Fuel Win, Goodbye Stu, Tanker Update Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns January 8, 2015Masturbator Strikes Again, Dam Fail, Linn County Darwin Awards, Say Hello to My Little Friend Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns December 30, 2014Bend Train Springs Leak, Cougar Party, NORAD Sham, Health Care Blues Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns December 23, 2014Happy Holidays, or How to Get Five Years in Prison Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns December 18, 2014Trophys, Hunger, No on 92 (again), and updates on Uber and U of O Strike Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns December 11, 2014This week: Salmon Plates Stink to High Heaven, Oregon Gets Protesty, PDX vs. Uber Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns December 4, 2014Doo to Lose Tax Credits?, Crisis at UO, Jesse Jackson/Protests Saddest Thing Ever Read More5 mins read