Tweets
The best part about being president of the United States these days is that you have the world wrapped around your little twitter-ing fingers, as they tap off in the middle of the night while you’re passing your umpteenth Big Mac.
Provided below are several tweets and a word bank with example presidential lexicon. Simply fill in the missing words with the part of speech indicated. But don’t let these words limit you. Sky’s the limit, especially if you’re flying on the government’s dime.
Tweets
Our country is [adjective]! Lack of [noun] and [noun] only made worse by [adjective] previous administration. [Exclamation]!
[Adjective] [noun] says I [verb]-ed. Never called to fact check. [Adverb] [adjective]. [Exclamation]!
[Adjective] [Name] FIRED! They were the worst [job title] in the history of [noun]. We stand with you [Name]! Thank you for your service!!!!!
Record year for [adjective] [plural noun] in America. [Exclamation]!
Watch out [Country]! We’re coming for you with [adjective] [adjective] [noun] at [time] on May 32nd, 2018. You’ll never see it coming!
Word Bank
Noun
Media
The Russia thing
@foxnews
America
Jobs
Taxes
People
United States/US
Congress
Witch Hunt
Disaster
Clean Coal
Adjective
Great
Big
Dishonest
Lying
Crooked
Fake
Cryin’
American
New
Tremendous
Shiny
Bad
Amazing
Out of control
Verb
Investigate
Congratulate
Call
Bomb
Strike
Collude
Exclamation
SAD!
WITCH HUNT!
YOU’RE WELCOME!
Adverb
Very
By John M. Burt
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