Hemming and Hawing
A needle was asked
How his day did go
He quietly replied
“Pretty much, sew sew”
Oh Jeez
I guess my humor
Is out of control
But bad puns are
The way eye roll
One Lie-ner
Bingo players have seen it all B4
Limerick (Untitled)
I guess I will make the admission
Those Tic-Tacs are not good nutrition
But one thing is true
They’re almost like new
In fact, they are in mint condition
Question
Someone, somewhere
Please tell me why
Evaporated milk
Isn’t dry
Down Under
My book on fixing basements up
Is one you can’t resist
I guess that’s why it made it to
The Times’ best cellars list
Bringing to Light
When the invisible man
Got hurt, it’s true
Docs took him to
The ICU
Good Words
Proper grammar
Is heaven sent
Too bad its days
Have came and went
Kevin Ahern is an Oregon State University professor Emeritus of Biochemistry and Biophysics. In his retirement, he writes verses.
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