Down at the pound, my dog was found
And sent back home to me
Another demonstration of
Excellent collar ID
I dropped a six pack on my foot
But that’s not the worst of the news
Because the place it landed on
Is covered now with brews
I need the TV controller
To change the station
I’m guessing it is sitting
In a remote location
Aviation materials
Comprise the aircraft’s guts
They’re really nothing special, though
Just plane nuts
If you are studying geology
Then please remember this
To practicing geologists
Igneous is bliss
A famous napper died last week
His tombstone had one wrinkle
The only message it contained
Was R.I.P Van Winkle
By Kevin Ahern
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