As the State Turns October 19, 2016Stormageddon D*ck Size Contest Every time there’s a big storm to-do in Oregon, people from out of state...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash October 19, 2016This morning I crawled out of my parent’s basement—thanks in part to that gentrification that’s not happening in...1 min read
As the State Turns October 12, 2016Snakes. Why’d It Have to Be Snakes? And Measure 97 Because I’ve really done a lot with myself...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash October 12, 2016Every once in a while there’s something worth reporting that’s actually positive (normally I loathe the stuff), but...1 min read
As the State Turns October 5, 2016Portlandia ‘Slammed’ by In Our Words If you’re familiar with Portlandia, you’re familiar with its skit where feminist...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash October 5, 2016Let me just start this week’s edition by saying: The Beavers played last weekend in Boulder and it...1 min read
As the State Turns September 28, 2016Pierce Vs. Brown Vs. Maul Gubernatorial candidates Bud Pierce and Kate Brown faced off in a fierce first...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 28, 2016I like to chastise sports a bit, because it’s classically funny, but in all truth I see them as...1 min read
As the State Turns September 21, 2016Bend Goes Spigot Wild Okay people, brace yourselves, for what I am about to say will likely shock,...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 21, 2016When I first got up this morning, I had myself a nice panic attack and then proceeded to...1 min read
As the State Turns September 14, 2016Ammon the Hut On your typical day, I learn something. Often it manifests itself as something that I...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 14, 2016In a small town, news travels fast (yes, we’re a small town), so I won’t waste any of...1 min read
As the State Turns September 7, 2016Ryan Bundy: The Gift that Keeps on Giving People may say a lot of things about me, but...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 7, 2016Funniest headline of the week goes to… The Gazette-Times for: “Santiam Christian outlasts Harrisburg in Shootout.” The runner...1 min read
As the State Turns August 31, 2016Math Becomes Accidentally Useful Those of us in the high sciences, such as obscene magnet collecting and scraping...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 31, 2016On the count of three, say your favorite crime: 1… 2… 3.. MENACING! You too? Awesome. Apparently it...1 min read
As the State Turns August 24, 2016Donald Trump Blows Portland Off Republican blowhard, butthole, and presidential nominee Donald Trump has delivered a bit of...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 24, 2016Defense attorney John Rich has withdrawn from representation of one Brooklyn Shepard, of Shari’s restaurant shooting fame. Why?...1 min read
