As the State Turns August 17, 2016Perseids Visit Earth, or More Importantly, Corvallis Tell me, folks, have you ever heard of the Perseid meteor...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 17, 2016If you were between the ages of 7 and 35 in 1990, you know all about being squashed...1 min read
As the State Turns August 10, 2016Race Runs Around the Homeless Kevin Hart, the famously tiny (but not really) comedian has announced that he...2 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 10, 2016Do you feel like the intersection of Seven Mile Lane and Highway 34 needs a light? Congratulations, you’re...1 min read
As the State Turns August 3, 2016Fires, Booze, and Oboe-Playing Forest Trolls If you haven’t had a chance to cruise Interstate 84 up near...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 3, 2016Former Oregon State University student Tyler Lazell Warren was convicted of first degree rape, sexual assault, and burglary...1 min read
As the State Turns July 27, 2016TriMet Goes Electric Well, more electric. Thanks to a federal grant for $3.4 million they were just awarded,...3 mins read
As the State Turns July 20, 2016Portland to Do Thing Soon This summer, many homeless folks have set up campsites in the Springwater Corridor...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 20, 2016Last week a man from Lebanon was busted for setting a bunch of dumpsters on fire in Corvallis....1 min read
As the State Turns July 13, 2016Another One Bites the Dust If you’re wondering whether or not I just referenced Queen, I did. I’m...2 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 13, 2016As most of you know by now, a Burger King was charbroiled last weekend. Obviously I’m not going...2 mins read
As the State Turns July 6, 2016The Fourth of July is a magical time of year, when you get forced to eat near family...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 6, 2016Panic, fires, black smoke… zombies. That guy at Safeway who takes his shirt off and does pull-ups on...1 min read
As the State Turns June 29, 2016Fun Naked Cyclists or News…? Hm, What to Write? Every year, hundreds if not thousands of Portlanders (and...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash June 29, 2016Lebanon takes a lot of crap in this column, mostly tongue-in-cheek, but this week there’s not much to...1 min read
As the State Turns June 22, 2016Judgement Day: Bottlegeddon, 2017 Oregonians, it is time to panic. We knew it was coming. After all, that...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash June 22, 2016Last weekend the new Burgerville held a “soft opening,” during which they served burgers that seem awesome and...2 mins read
As the State Turns June 15, 2016Firefighters Kick Big-A*s Wildfire in the A*s Remember central Oregon? It’s sort of like the eastern part of...3 mins read
