Linn-Benton Backwash October 7, 2015Corvallis residents were once again assaulted with the most excessive web-based ad campaign I’ve ever seen over at...1 min read
As the State Turns September 30, 2015How ‘Super’ Was the Moon, Really? Last Sunday it happened for the first time since anyone gave a...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 30, 2015About a week ago, over 32,000 people watched the Beavers lose to Stanford at Reser Stadium. I sure...1 min read
As the State Turns: Spendin’ and Hidin’ and Hopes for Denyin’ September 23, 2015Fish News Is Good News, Sorta Kinda Not Really Good news, folks: wild Chinook salmon are all up...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 23, 2015Over the weekend many Corvallisites and Alban… Albanists, Albanians… were severely injured after being pummeled by Albany Area...1 min read
As the State Turns September 16, 2015Oregon to Help Build Wooden… Skyscrapers? Great news, ladies and gentlemen: a company from Riddle (it’s a town...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 16, 2015Corvallis High School suffered a bitter, crushing, soul-destroying defeat to Churchill in some kind of event where they...1 min read
As the State Turns September 9, 2015Judge Vance Day Is a Turd There’s a thing called the Commission on Judicial Fitness and Disability, and...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 9, 2015A motorcycle stolen from the Oregon State University campus here in Corvallis was involved in a high-speed chase throughout...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash September 2, 2015Despite information gathered from Demarko Wynne and police, as well as a lack of a concluded investigation into...1 min read
As the State Turns September 2, 2015Wind Takes Power Out in Portland – And Not to Dinner Ah, Oregon. You’re gorgeous, baby, but you’re...3 mins read
As the State Turns August 26, 2015Where There’s Smoke, There’s Air What’s going on? Is that smoke or fog? How come I can’t see...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Sticking Fingers and Droppings August 26, 2015To this date there have been no reports of people placing fecal matter in the Little Libraries around...1 min read
As the State Turns… August 19, 2015Dave to Get Killer Deal on Bread Dave’s Killer Bread, the bread that people like to talk about,...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Albany Takes a Vacation August 19, 2015People in Corvallis have become just too damn nervous about criminals to visit many of the city parks....1 min read
As the State Turns August 12, 2015Sanders Visits PDX Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont cheddar fame held a rally on Sunday at Portland’s Moda...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 12, 2015Cougars are nature’s most hideous, vicious predators. They will eat your children, drink your blood, and take a...1 min read
As the State Turns August 5, 2015Shell Protest Update Well, for better or worse, the Shell icebreaker Fennica is well on its way towards...3 mins read