As the State Turns April 25, 2018Gun Violence GTFO Last Friday, bazillions of kids took to the streets, including some Oregon streets. I took...3 mins read
As the State Turns April 16, 2018Kate Brown, Child Warrior Writing that headline just made me want to quit my job and watch the...3 mins read
As the State Turns April 4, 2018Alas, Poor Boyd’s, I Knew Him Well Well, maybe you did. I’ve never been there, but the Boyd...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 4, 2018I love the smell of a collapsed building in the morning – as long as I’m not like,...1 min read
As the State Turns March 28, 2018Craploads of People Do The Thing in Portland Gun control, what a bugger, am I right? First, they try...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash March 28, 2018A judge dismissed the eviction complaint against everyone’s favorite sticker-buddy, Andrew Oswalt, for its lack of specificity. I suppose...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash March 21, 2018Seriously folks, what’s with gnarly looking boofs threatening to shoot everyone on the Internet? Speaking of, Christopher Strahan,...1 min read
As the State Turns March 21, 2018Clear Air For Oregonians! #justkiddinglol So, we’ve got a new big of clean air law stinkin’ up the...3 mins read
As the State Turns March 14, 2018January Neatherlin About to Go On Extended Lunch Break What do you do when you really need a...3 mins read
As the State Turns January 31, 2018Remember Robert LaVoy Finicum? Yes, that guy. The gun-toting, death-wish lunatic from the infamous Malheur Occupation(tm). Some stuff...3 mins read
As the State Turns January 17, 2018People In Oregon Are Barfing and Whatnot News of the Week If you haven’t been sick or know...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: When the Levee Breaks January 17, 2018Let me level with you: despite the fact that nobody around here seems to know it, Corvallis is...1 min read
As the State Turns January 10, 2018Gas Station Changeup: Quick, Everybody Panic Errbody up in the club getting’ pissy. Starting on January 1 of...4 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash January 10, 2018Kent Hill, an ex-mental health manager for the Benton County Health Department with decades of experience as a...1 min read
As the State Turns January 3, 2018Rock Slide Kicks Popular Hot Spring in the Yarbles Lookin’ to get out, get natural, and relax in...4 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Cat Theft? Yes, Cat Theft January 3, 2018Albany takes top Backwash honors this week thanks to the two gentlemen who decided to march into the...1 min read
As the State Turns December 27, 2017New OSU Building to Redefine Elegance As you may well know, our beloved Oregon State University has tentacles...4 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash December 27, 2017Santa Claus crept like an inverted thief into Corvallis homes over the weekend and left a bunch of...1 min read
