Linn-Benton Backwash August 16, 2017Walmart has offered to shelter Lebanon residents from this coming weekend’s Sky Fire by constructing a makeshift fortress...1 min read
As the State Turns August 9, 2017Believe It Or Not, There’s Still More Eclipse News But don’t worry, I’m not going to brow-beat you...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 9, 2017WATCH OUT FOLKS, THERE WAS AN AIR QUALITY WARNING LAST WEEK… well, I suppose it’s a bit late...1 min read
As the State Turns August 2, 2017Good Night, Sweet Shrimp Nothing says “MMM MMM MMM!!!!!!!” like the gnarly burrowing mud shrimp. These nasty little...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash August 2, 2017As eclipse fever begins to reign supreme, I’ve been approached by several Corvallisites with rumors of individuals who’ve...1 min read
As the State Turns July 26, 2017Eclipse Madness Got your special glasses (also known as extra dark sunglasses)? Check. Got your $1500 camping spot...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 26, 2017Some guy attacked another guy with a machete in Philomath, striking him in the head. At this time...1 min read
As the State Turns July 19, 2017Someone in South Korea Just Lost Their Lunch Or their dinner, or breakfast. The fact is, hagfish—slime eels,...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 19, 2017The big news this last week comes from an Albany City Council meeting in which the folks on...1 min read
As the State Turns July 12, 20172017 Rainbow Gathering Brings the Poop 13,120: That’s how many people flocked to John Day for this year’s...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 12, 2017A speedy lil chase ended in arrest for two dorks that took the Albany Police, Lebanon Police, and the...1 min read
As the State Turns July 5, 2017Bill a Total Disappointment Despite Oil Train Secrecy House Bill 2131 has a terribly boring name, but don’t...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 5, 2017Popular riverfront hotspot Cloud & Kelly’s turned Hapuna Kahuna tiki bar has now turned into the Downward Dog...1 min read
As the State Turns June 28, 2017It’s That Time Again: The PDX Naked Bike Ride Thank the lord above that my wife didn’t go...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash June 28, 2017Oregon State Baseball didn’t partake in many swings for the fences as LSU stomped them 6-1. On the...1 min read
As the State Turns June 21, 2017Attack of the Non-Killer (Maybe) Sea Pickles With a headline like that, do I really even need to...3 mins read
As the State Turns June 14, 2017Despite Conspiracy Theories, This Is Mostly Just Funny Because I still receive letters and encounter other evidence of...3 mins read
Linn Benton Backwash: Taking Back the Town, Proper Congratulations, and Silly Thievery June 14, 2017Graduation is upon us, and with both OSU and LBCC in the area, there are a few things...1 min read
