Linn-Benton Backwash

If you were between the ages of 7 and 35 in 1990, you know all about being squashed...

Do you feel like the intersection of Seven Mile Lane and Highway 34 needs a light? Congratulations, you’re...

Former Oregon State University student Tyler Lazell Warren was convicted of first degree rape, sexual assault, and burglary...

Last week a man from Lebanon was busted for setting a bunch of dumpsters on fire in Corvallis....

As most of you know by now, a Burger King was charbroiled last weekend. Obviously I’m not going...

Panic, fires, black smoke… zombies. That guy at Safeway who takes his shirt off and does pull-ups on...

Lebanon takes a lot of crap in this column, mostly tongue-in-cheek, but this week there’s not much to...

Last weekend the new Burgerville held a “soft opening,” during which they served burgers that seem awesome and...

Recently some students at Linus Pauling Middle School engaged in a Civil War re-enactment. I’m sure it was...

This morning I was treated to an advertisement on a local website for an event called Older Americans...

When I was two, I pooped on the couch. It happens. But little did I know, 32 years...

Benton County Weather Update: It will rain eventually. You will still not use an umbrella, because what the...

On May 15 Corvallis Advocate Associate Editor Johnny Beaver woke up and was still really, really tired. He...

Last week a cheetah named Pancake was hanging out at Lincoln Elementary in Corvallis. There was a dog...

Good news, everyone: OSU Moms… er, excuse me, “Moms & Family” weekend is over. Everyone, just take a...

School District Stuff This week I received in the mail a message from the Corvallis School District called...

Finally at the tail end of my three-year research program, Corvallis is hereby presented with a list of...

It was a sunny Oregon morning, 19 minutes shy of 11 a.m. The birds were chirping, the yuppie-hippy...