Fun with Guns, Crimes, and Childhood Memories March 26, 2015The tool bag that robbed the Corvallis Adult Shop, Donald Martel Logan, was caught and charged with some...1 min read
Second Law of Thermodynamics Meets Big Crimes and Odd Cuisine March 19, 2015Corvallis golf players finally have devised a way to get their Segway onto the golf course. Taking the...1 min read
Plurality of Post-Grads Defies Intelligence March 12, 2015Corvallis Advocate Associate Editor Johnny Beaver blows Yoo-hoo out of his nose laughing after he views the Gazette-Times...1 min read
In Defense of Library Masturbation March 5, 2015Kendra Sunderland, the woman media outlets insist on degrading by calling “Library Girl,” has pleaded not guilty, claiming...1 min read
Traffic Something, Usual Suspects, Sleeping Editors… and Meth February 26, 2015ODOT drops $3.4 million on construction that seeks to lessen the traffic problems on Highway 34 on the...1 min read
It’s Just Dumb… Except the Ninja February 19, 2015It's Just Dumb... Except the Ninja Read More1 min read
