From Bad to Verse: Space Case, Center of Gravity, Worry Free

Space Case 

My spacebar’sworking randomly
Itmakesmewant toshout
Cuzwordsare easiertoread
All s  p  a  c  e  d out 

 

Center of Gravity 

When riding on a boat
The air is fresh and breezy
But as one’s balance shifts around
The stomach gets most q u e a s y 

 

Worry Free 

No matter the outcome
No matter your role
What happens in black holes
Stays in black holes 

 

Spackling 

Spackle squeezed into a hole
Fills up space.  That’s its role
If the wall’s destroyed by rain
It will be what remains 

 

To Be a Hole 

A hole’s a place
Where people find
The empty space
They left behind

And if they fill it
With their stuff
The space that’s left
Won’t be enough

To be a hole 

 

Arguments 

Despite the knowledge
We’ve amassed
People disagree on the future
And also the past

Fighting, arguing
Such nonsense
And this is why
The present’s tense 

 

Kevin Ahern is an Oregon State University professor Emeritus of Biochemistry and Biophysics. In his retirement, he writes verses. 

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