The Oregon Backwash? January 2, 2019I don’t know who put the cat in the bag, but let’s properly let it out. Next week...4 mins read
As the State Turns December 26, 2018As you may have noticed, my attempt to go full on positive in the “Linn-Benton Frontwash” didn’t exactly...4 mins read
As the State Turns December 19, 2018That Dastardly Merks is At It Again! If Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley isn’t gearing up for a presidential...3 mins read
As the State Turns December 12, 2018PDX Blanket Fort Fail If you know anything about me, then you’ll know that I once was doing...3 mins read
As the State Turns December 5, 2018In Your Face! 20-year-old Awasioeth Reity Epenrosa is in a wee bit of trouble. As part of a...3 mins read
As the State Turns November 28, 2018First Thing’s First Oregonlive ran some article last week about Corvallis vs. Eugene brewing, and I’d just like...3 mins read
As the State Turns November 19, 2018Ted Wheeler and Some Other Stuff “I cannot wait for the next 24 months to be over.” That,...3 mins read
As the State Turns November 14, 2018We Three Buttholes of I-205 Justin J. Jones, Antonio R. Tolman-Duran, and Dakota E. Murphy. Why should we...4 mins read
As the State Turns November 7, 2018Oregon Guy Regrets Stuff, Nobody Knows Why If you don’t know who Ron Brake is, let’s hope you...3 mins read
As the State Turns October 31, 2018We’re Not in Kansas Anymore I wanted to start off this week by pointing out something really creepy...3 mins read
As the State Turns October 24, 2018PDX Gun Do’s n’ Don’ts Portland, the only real sign of civilization in this entire state. How do...3 mins read
As the State Turns October 17, 2018Demonstrators Go Bang Bang on Vroom Vroom Last Saturday, Portland protesters took to the streets in response to...3 mins read
As the State Turns October 10, 2018“22 Oregon law professors signed letter urging ‘no’ vote on Kavanaugh” That was a headline issued recently in...4 mins read
As the State Turns: Punch-Drunk Edition October 3, 2018Punch an Elderly Woman in the Face? Get Out of Jail Early Jail overcrowding, jail overschmrowding. Am I...3 mins read
As the State Turns September 26, 2018Firebug’s Parents Get Sued Two years ago, in 2016 (because that was two years ago), some kid named...3 mins read
As the State Turns: Wild Animals September 19, 2018We Can’t Talk About a Shark Attack Because it happened at Cape Cod, and I don’t even know...4 mins read
As the State Turns September 12, 2018Finally, a Sports Update Worth Reading There was a football game last Sunday between the University of Oregon...4 mins read
As the State Turns September 5, 2018Tree-Huggers Go Refillable Despite Dangers Say what you will about Americans, but they know what they want, and...4 mins read
