Linn-Benton Backwash August 5, 2015Pianos can be found all over Corvallis as part of the annual Play Corvallis, Play (an inspired title,...2 mins read
As the State Turns July 29, 2015New Whitewater Park Bends Bend Over Congratulations, Bend-folk, or whatever the hell you’re called—next month you’ll experience the...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Ages and Stages Edition July 29, 2015Local Corvallis media reports heavily on a new line of local “man purses” that seek to make it...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash July 22, 2015Well, well, well, I knew you had it in you, Corvallis! Last week a fire broke out in...1 min read
As the State Turns: Quake Megayawn Edition July 22, 2015How Is Portland Hangin’? Portland General Electric is in a bit of a huff after hundreds of dildos,...3 mins read
As the State Turns: The Oh Just Read It Already Edition July 15, 2015More Drought News… Hoorah! I called this out like two months ago, just ask my wife. I said,...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Kung Fu Edition July 15, 2015On July 6, one Lincoln Tyler Lewelling was found sleeping in a random Corvallisite’s garage, later charged with...2 mins read
As the State Turns: Swabs for Innocence Edition July 8, 2015A Wolf in Drug’s Clothing? Thanks to the men and women of the Oregon Legislature, we now how...3 mins read
Linn Benton Backwash: Enhanced Policing Edition July 8, 2015Reports indicate explosions all over both Benton and Linn counties on July 4. When contacted, police expressed more...1 min read
As the State Turns: The Lazy Reader’s Pot Primer July 1, 2015No, you do not have to read the rest of this newspaper Pot, pot, pot. Yes, as of...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Fun With Numbers July 1, 2015Local Corvallis newspaper offers article with high school basketball statistics for players about to come to OSU. The...1 min read
As the State Turns… Grandma’s Seat Covers, Government Dole, Snowy Math June 24, 2015Oregon Goes Vinyl We all know and love our state for the way it fosters the growth of...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash June 24, 2015Last week the Benton County Sheriff’s Office, in conjunction with the Bureau of Land Management and the U.S....1 min read
As the State Turns: The Dammit Oregon, You’re Doing It Wrong Satire Challenge June 17, 2015Hitler vs. the Portland Housing Bureau Contrary to popular belief, “the buying and renovation of houses and stores...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Flying Saucers and Derp Edition June 17, 2015The Benton County BBQ Cook-Off was held outside of Murphy’s Restaurant and Lounge in south Corvallis this weekend—because...1 min read
As the State Turns June 10, 2015The Smack Down? Not So Much The Oregon Department of Justice (ODOJ) is not to be trifled with....3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: The Let’s Get Judgy Edition June 10, 2015A fire last weekend at Philomath’s Mary’s River Lumber Co. was kicked in the fork by almost two...1 min read
As the State Turns June 3, 201512,000 U of O Dummies Ever heard of Meningococcal disease? It’s a pretty awful blood infection, and it...3 mins read
