Traffic Something, Usual Suspects, Sleeping Editors… and Meth February 26, 2015ODOT drops $3.4 million on construction that seeks to lessen the traffic problems on Highway 34 on the...1 min read
Portland Butts, Crazy Trains, Evangelical Nonsense February 26, 2015Portland Drop-Kicks Butts Out of Parks Cigarette butts, that is. See what I did there? You better smoke...3 mins read
It’s Just Dumb… Except the Ninja February 19, 2015It's Just Dumb... Except the Ninja Read More1 min read
New Gov’s Loves, Just Add Baby, Orca Fatigue & Derp Confirmed February 19, 2015New Gov’s Loves, Just Add Baby, Orca Fatigue and Derp Confirmed Read More4 mins read
As the State Turns February 12, 2015Family Unvalues, Army Goes Katrina on Oregon Birds…. Oh, and We’re All Gonna Die Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns February 5, 2015By Johnny Beaver OSU to Get More Sciency-er Last week Oregon State University ended their billion dollar dollar-vacuuming...3 mins read
As the State Turns & the Linn-Benton Backwash January 29, 2015Background Checks Cometh, Pesticide Rule Push, Busch Swallows Elysian Brewing Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns & The Linn-Benton Backwash January 22, 2015Asshats vs. Coyotes, Oregon Trail Returns, Huge Nike Expansion, 2014: Hot as Hell Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns and Introducing… The City Churn January 15, 20151,600 Words Against Mayhem, Alternative Fuel Win, Goodbye Stu, Tanker Update Read More3 mins read
As the State Turns January 8, 2015Masturbator Strikes Again, Dam Fail, Linn County Darwin Awards, Say Hello to My Little Friend Read More3 mins read
Andy Purviance’s I, Mummy January 8, 2015Just a Webcomic About a Mummy Investigating Her Own Murder… Read More3 mins read
Time to Walk the Corvallis Arts Walk January 8, 2015Our Own Johnny Beaver Featured at the Advocate Loft Read More1 min read
As the State Turns December 30, 2014Bend Train Springs Leak, Cougar Party, NORAD Sham, Health Care Blues Read More4 mins read
Call to Corvallisites: Become One With Your Paper December 30, 2014Abuse Us, Please Read More2 mins read
As the State Turns December 23, 2014Happy Holidays, or How to Get Five Years in Prison Read More4 mins read